Bonjour!
[ NOW ]
Current mood: Lovestruck........Ahhh!
Current music: Does crickets chirping count?
Current taste: Flies
Current hair: I 'ave no 'air, just skin
Current clothes: I wear no clothes....I am un frog
Current annoyance: Fishes below my lily pad
Current smell: Pond water
Current thing I should be doing: tidying my lily pad
Current windows open: I 'ave no windows, jusy un petite lily pad
Current desktop picture: a picture of a fly saying 'Mange Moi!' C'est marrant!
Current favorite band: Frognot a Dallas-based funk alternative rock band
Current book: Beatrix Potter's book The Tale of Mr. Jeremy Fisher
Current cd in stereo: None
Current crush: Emily le toad!
Current favorite celeb: Kermit le Frog
[ DO YOU.. ]
Smoke?: non
Do drugs?: non
Have a dream that keeps coming back? That je suis eating flies...yum!
Remeber your first love?: Oui, a frog named Sophie. She was 6, I was 9, the age gap was to grande!
Still love him/her? Non
Read the newspaper? Yes..Le Weekly Lily Pad
Have any gay or lesbian friends? Non
Believe in miracles? Oui!
Believe it’s possible to remain faithful forever? Oui!
Consider yourself tolerant of others? Oui
Consider love a mistake? Non!
Like the taste of alcohol?: Oui, oui, oui! Nothing better than a 20-year-old Français bottle of Pond Water
Have a favorite candy?: Wine Gums
Believe in astrology?: Oui
Believe in magic?: Oui
Believe in god?: Oui
Have any pets: Non
Go to or plan to go to college: Non
Have any piercings?: Non
Have any tattoos?: Non
Hate yourself: Never...you should always love yourself
Have an obsession?: Oui..Emily!
Have a secret crush?: Non, Emily knows!
Have a best friend?: Oui
Wish on stars?: Oui, every night
[ LOVE LIFE ]
Ever been in love?: Oui
When did you lose your virginity?: I cannot remember...us frogs 'ave 'orrible memories
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Oui
Do you believe in “the one?”: Oui
Describe your ideal significant other: A frog or toad. Je suis not picky.
[ETC]
Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?: I do not wear clothes, Je suis un frog
Have you ever been intoxicated?: Oui
Have you ever been caught “doing something?”: What does 'doing something' include....
Are you a tease?: Non, I know what I want and I do not lead anyone on
Shy to make the first move?: Non!
[ APPEARANCE ]
Hair: I 'ave no 'air, Je suis un frog
Eyes: Noir
Height: 7.9 cm
[ LAST THING.. ]
Bought: A drink from un frog bar
Ate & Drank: Flies et Pond water
Read: Blogs
Watched on TV: I own no T.V they are too grande for ma petite lily pad
[ EITHER OR.. ]
beer or cider: Beer
drinks or shots: Drinks
cats or dogs: None...they will both try to catch and/or mange moi.
single or taken: 'opefully taken soon!
pen or pencil: Pencil
gloves or mittens: They are both too grande for ma 'ands
food or candy: Flies
cassette or cd: CD
coke or pepsi: Pond water
[ WHO DO YOU WANT TO.. ]
kill: Flies so I can mange them...
get really wasted with: Kermit le frog
avoid: Animals who may mange moi
[ LAST PERSON YOU.. ]
saw: Emily...ahhhh!
talked to on the phone: I 'ave no phone, I 'ribbit' to communicate avec friends et family
hugged: my frog teddy while I slept
instant messaged: What?!
kissed: gave ma mère un peck on her cheek
[ HAVE YOU EVER.. ]
Drank alcohol?: Oui
Done drugs?: Non
Broken the law?: Non
Run away from home?: Non
Broken a bone?: Non
Played Truth Or Dare?: Non
Kissed someone you didn’t know?: Oui
Been in a fight?: Non
Come close to dying?: Oui
[ WHAT IS.. ]
Your bedroom like?: C'est une petite lily pad
Your favorite thing for breakfast?: Flies
Your favorite restaurant?: Flies et Food
What’s on your bedside table?: I 'ave non bedside table
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?: I 'ave no fridge, I catch ma food
What is your biggest fear?: Emily not loving me!
Describe your bed: Comfy
Spontaneous or plain?: Spontaneous
Do you know how to play poker?: Non
What do you carry with you at all times? Spare Flies
How do you drive? I don't
What do you miss most about being little? Being able to 'op around without creaking
Are you happy with your given name? Oui, Pier is bien!
What color is your bedroom? Vert
Have you ever been in a play? Oui, Frogs (aime Chats, mais without le Chats
Do poor, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you? Non
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? Oui
Au revoir,
Pier (a fully analysed froggy)