Salut! You will not believe what 'as just 'appened to moi! I went to le français restaurant like my copain Dodgy Des told moi to. It looked trés bien. On the outside. I went in and told le fake français waiter (he 'ad le most 'orrible fake accent j'ai ever 'eard!) I was 'ere for a interview. He nodded and took moi to la cuisine.
OH MON DIEU!
C'est 'orrid! It turned out le chef only wanted moi for my fine français grenouille jambes!
Imagine...serving français frogs legs as food? C'est sick!
I shall never speak to Dodgy Des again!
Il est 'orrid! I will just take the français fromage I ordered off him and leave. Probably 'asn't ordered it anyway. Il est un menteur!
Au revoir
Pier (a froggy hero)
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